Nay Bayin နေဘုရင်

A man got 2 wishes from god. He asked for the best wine and best woman. Next moment, he had the best wine and Mother Theresa next to him. Moral: Be Specific. ေယာက်္ားတစ္ေယာက္ဟာ ဘုရားသခင္ဆီက ဆုႏွစ္ခု ရတယ္။ အဲဒီေတာ့ သူက အေကာင္းဆံုး ဝိုင္နဲ႔ အေကာင္းဆံုး အမ်ိဳးသမီး ႐ပါေစလို႔ ေတာင္းလိုက္တယ္။ ျဖဳန္းဆို အေကာင္းဆံုး ဝိုင္ကို သူရတယ္။ ၿပီးေတာ့ သူ႔နံေဘးမွာကေတာ့ မာသာထရီဇာ။ သင္ခန္းစာ။ ။တိက်ပါေစ။

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said, "SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW!" ဆရာ "မင္းဘာေၾကာင့္ ေနာက္က်တာလဲ၊ ဂ်ိဳးဇက္" ဂ်ိဳးဇက္ "လမ္းမွာ ေတြ႔တဲ့ ဆိုင္းဘုတ္ေၾကာင့္ပါ" ဆရာ "မင္းေက်ာင္းေနာက္က်တာနဲ႔ ဆိုင္းဘုတ္ ဘာဆိုင္လို႔တံုး" ဂ်ိဳးဇက္ "ဆိုင္းဘုတ္က ေက်ာင္းရွိသည္၊ ျဖည္းျဖည္းဆိုလို႔"

One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age." တစ္ေန႔ ဘိုးဘြားရိပ္သာဝယ္ အဘိုးႀကီး တစ္ေယာက္ႏွင့္ အဘြားႀကီး တစ္ေယာက္ စကားေျပာေနတယ္။ အဆက္အစပ္မရွိ အဘြားႀကီးက က်မ ရွင့္အသက္ကို မွန္းႏိုင္တယ္လို႔ ထေျပာတယ္။ The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try. လူႀကီးက သူမေျပာတာ မယံုေပမယ့္ မွန္းစမ္းပါေလလို႔ ေျပာလိုက္တယ္။ "Pull down your pants," she says. ေဘာင္းဘီခြၽတ္လိုက္လို႔ သူမက ဆိုတယ္။ He doesn't understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old." သူက နားမလည္ႏိုင္ေပမယ့္ ခြၽတ္လိုက္ပါတယ္။ သူမက မိနစ္အနည္းငယ္ ၾကာေအာင္ သတိျပဳၾကည့္႐ႈၿပီးေနာက္ ရွင့္အသက္ ၈၄ ႏွစ္ ရၿပီလို႔ ေျပာလိုက္တယ္။ "That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?" အံ့စရာပဲ၊ မင္းဘယ္လို သိတာတုံးလို႔ အဘိုးႀကီးက ေမးေတာ့ "You told me yesterday." ရွင္ က်မကို မေန႔က ေျပာျပခဲ့တာတဲ့။

All I want to know is if there's something to black the world out in any way . When I go out for dinner , I wish I had a good, excellent and clear feeling . You will be right if you say so. That's what we may be able to have our dinner for today. You will be wrong if you say so. That's what we think we should return empty handed without having any meal, in the case we have found that the food is served by a couple of dirty hands . We don't have to suppose Thinkhara always knock out the ever-repeating lives of our living things. Thinkhara have been knocking itself down when it thinks nobody views it. A youth goes up a very very high mountain one day when the splintered winter has come. On the way to the top of the mountain, he feels the wind blowing in the winter is very cold. Whatever, he reaches there and sees the beauty of the mountain sleeping under the fluttering white snow with cold furs and pines. He sings a harmonic song. On seeing the sor...